reddoh
15 Jul 09, 10:06 PM
guy dies
goes to heaven
meets st peter by the gates and notices that there are millions of clocks
showing different times he asks st peter why the clocks are showing different times
st peter replies the clocks show how many times you have lied, look at that
one still at 12 o'clock that was mother Teresa's she never lied
that one at 2 seconds past 12 is Abraham lincon he only lied twice.
the guy says where is Gorden Browns clock?
st peter says it is in gods office , he is using it as a fan
goes to heaven
meets st peter by the gates and notices that there are millions of clocks
showing different times he asks st peter why the clocks are showing different times
st peter replies the clocks show how many times you have lied, look at that
one still at 12 o'clock that was mother Teresa's she never lied
that one at 2 seconds past 12 is Abraham lincon he only lied twice.
the guy says where is Gorden Browns clock?
st peter says it is in gods office , he is using it as a fan